sodamnrelatable:

l

earthnation:

deodrant:

deodrant:

what do u put in a toaster 

bread

this isnt even a joke

cosmic-philanthropy:

melodyquill:

the-strider-strudel:

dreamofserenity626:

nooby-banana:

you can walk diagonally in pokemon x and y

YOU

CAN

WALK

DIAGONALLY

DIAGONALLY

DIAGONALLY

DIAGONALLY

DIAGONALLY

 D

     I

        A

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                                L

                                     L

                                          Y

pokemon fandom

u ok

NO YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND
WE HAVE WAITED TOO LONG FOR THIS MOMENT

robertoluongo:

in grade 8 i did a power point presentation on “whooping cough” and my opening slide was a photo of whoopi goldberg coughing and i was the only person who laughed at it and i couldnt start the presentation for like five minutes because i was laughing too hard at my own joke

megaman2:

megaman2:

“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”

“no, i said she was fucking goofy”

please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother